Men are like ... Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like ... Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like ... Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like ... Department Stores. Their clothes are always half off.

Men are like ... Government Bonds. They take so long to mature.

Men are like ... Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

Men are like ... Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like ... Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like ... Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Men are like ... Parking Spots. All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.